The Missing O

I can't find my O. How depressing. I'm a seasoned professional, so to speak. Not that kind of professional, you creep. I mean, I found my O at a VERY early age--so early it would probably freak most men out---many women probably would say they found theirs as early if not earlier.

Anyway, for the past two days, I've been very close, but no banana. I mean, there's SOMETHING there, but not the real deal, you know? I'm sure it will return, I'm just sad and disappointed.

Last night, doing the somewhat wild but usual thing we do, I'm going cowgirl, I'm almost there, almost there, and then it was gone. Because he usually won't get his until I get mine (bless him), I had to fake it. I've never done that. I didn't like it one tiny bit.

Then today, I had an opportunity to go (ahem) solo, and it just wasn't there.

Oh well.......there's always tomorrow.....